Clean Livin out on a ranch
There’s a bird singing on a cottonwood branch
Clean Livin cows walking by
they look so happy I was wondering why
So I asked the rancher he said
Clean Livin son, shooting up ain’t cool.
I don’t fill them up with chemicals I keep em natural.
And then I only feed em good natural things to eat.
You raise them up right they make some mighty tasty meat.

I said I gotta go get me some.
He said well you better have a lot of dough cause I sell to fancy restaurants.

And I said Oh.

he said But I’ll let you in on a little secret son, there is one other way.

You can get my natural beef right down at Chipotle.

Oh yeah. Clean Livin I said with a shout. I’m heading to chipotle going to check it out.

Woke up about 2 on Sunday.
Out too late the night before.
Boyfriend took one look at me said he’d go down to the corner store.
Head feeling twice it’s size, need some advil and a pack of ice.
Eggs and bacon sounds kinda nice, but right now I want something more.

Rice and beans from chipotle.
Burrito grande chipotle.
Guacamole chipotle.
Nothing I want more than chipotle-eh-eh-eh.

chipotle-eh-eh-eh.

Hey I was looking for a place
To get something to eat
I had something in mind - it had to be meat
My girlfriend came along - she’s pretty picky too
She said only natural beef, nothing else is gonna do
I said sorry baby, I think we’re out of luck
Unless we go out fancy and spend a hundred bucks
But I was wrong I was wrong
Cause guess what I heard today
They got the natural beef down at chipotle
Hey I was wrong I was wrong
Steak and barbacoa too
They’re bringing natural beef right home to you
Well I finally found a place
Where I can stuff my face
Yeah I finally found a place
Down at chipotle
Yeah I finally found a place
Down at chipotle
Yeah I finally found a place
Down at chipotle

Burritos make you crazy
Burritos get you high
Burritos make you happy and you don’t know why

They full of rice and beans
They can set your sould free
They’re almost as good as swimming with manatee

But why would you even go swimming in a no wake zone
When you can have a nice burrito right here at home
So go swimming if you want to with or without a manatee
don’t forget the best burritos come from chipotle
the best burritos come from chipotle
the best burritos come from chipotle

You can go swimming if you want to with or without a manatee
don’t forget the best burritos come from chipotle

Note: the basis of this song is a series of “moos” and I have no idea how many there are so I just kept track of the things they say in between the “moos”.

Cow

Cow

Cow

Happy Cow

How

Naturale

Wow

Now

Cow

Happy Cow