The infamous Burrito Lady Song. I first heard this on the radio a few years ago and loved it ever since.

Lyrics:
Well I was sitting at home wishing I had me a burrito
A burrito would be oh so sweet right now
So I said to my friend I gotta see her again
I gotta go get me a burrito
Man I understand it’s not about the meal it’s about how you feel

Hey hey hey burrito lady
You drive me crazy
Burrito lady

Yeah she knows me well and I can always tell
That she’s got what I need
There’s only one thing left for me to say
I gotta get back to chee - pot - lay

I said
Hey hey hey burrito lady
You drive me crazy
Burrito lady

I said
Hey hey hey burrito lady
You drive me crazy
burrito lady

1, 2, 3, 4

Burrito bol you satisfy my soul
Your flavors cool and warm
Your lovely oval form
Burrito bol you’re just right for me
A little bit lighter
Cause you have no tortilla

HEY!

Burrito bol without you I’m not whole
You make me feel just right
My pants don’t get too tight
You know that I love you
So you let me take it slow
You say I can have you
Here or to go

Well we come from California
Or the fields of Mexico
Or Chile where the country’s thin and long
When we’re ripe and we’re in season
Our journey has a reason
Serving anything but fresh is just wrong
We may come from different places
And we may have pebbeled faces
But the dream that brought us here is growing strong

You can call me avocado
You can call me avogado
You can call me an alligator pear

I’m the heart of guacamole
And I’m heading for Chipotle
So that everybody there can get their share
So that everybody there can get their share

Thank you - check us out at chipotle.com - goodnight!

I’m the chicken man
Yeah I’m the chicken man
People gather around
They got to hear my sound
Cause I’m the chicken man

I eat chicken every day
That’s why I play this way
And let me give you a clue
Not any chicken’s going to do
For the chicken man

Got to be raised up right
Got to be grilled real nice
Got to have all the right spice
Got to have some beans and rice
Yeah chipotle’s got the chicken
The chicken for the chicken man

Clean Livin out on a ranch
There’s a bird singing on a cottonwood branch
Clean Livin cows walking by
they look so happy I was wondering why
So I asked the rancher he said
Clean Livin son, shooting up ain’t cool.
I don’t fill them up with chemicals I keep em natural.
And then I only feed em good natural things to eat.
You raise them up right they make some mighty tasty meat.

I said I gotta go get me some.
He said well you better have a lot of dough cause I sell to fancy restaurants.

And I said Oh.

he said But I’ll let you in on a little secret son, there is one other way.

You can get my natural beef right down at Chipotle.

Oh yeah. Clean Livin I said with a shout. I’m heading to chipotle going to check it out.

I’m Getting It On
I’m Getting It On
It’s been way too long
The feeling’s way too strong
But now I’m bout to get it on

I’m Getting It On
I’m Getting It On
It’s been a long long time
Been Going out of my mind
But now I’m Getting It On

Getting My Burrito On
Getting My Burrito On

Can’t wait another day
I’m going to chipotle
Get My Burrito On

Hey I can’t make you the president
I can’t help you pay your rent
I can’t get you a brand new car
I can’t make you a superstar
I can’t make you a dancing queen
I can’t make you a better lover

But if you’re looking for some tasty chicken
I got you covered

Yeah I could grill it up nice and serve it to you in a taco
or mix it with some rice and top it off with some guaco
or put it in a salad on a nice green bed
top it all off with a vinaigrette
but if you’re looking for your wife, to get along with your mother (yeah right)
well like I said if you want some nice chicken
I got you covered
Down at chipotle, I got you covered

Well alright!
Hey girls
You think you know what I want
Hey girls
I bet you you don’t
Yeah girls I got a little secret for you
I want to tell about something that I’d like you to do
It’s something I’ve been wanting for a long long time
It’s something you can give me that’ll make me feel so fine
I know you’re probably thinking I’ve got a one track mind
You know what I really want
You know what I really need
You know what I really gotta gotta

1, 2, 3

I want a salad
From chipotle
I want a salad
I want to build it my way
I want a salad, baby, baby, baby
I ain’t through yet
MMMM don’t forget the vinaigrette

I want a salad
From chipotle
I want a salad

I want it real
Woah baby you know I want it real
Yeah I want it real pretty, baby
Cause I like the way it makes me feel
Yeah I don’t need nothing fancy
Don’t want to stand around all day
When I want something good to eaty baby
Take me down to chipotle
I want it real
Woah I want it real

Hey I was looking for a place
To get something to eat
I had something in mind - it had to be meat
My girlfriend came along - she’s pretty picky too
She said only natural beef, nothing else is gonna do
I said sorry baby, I think we’re out of luck
Unless we go out fancy and spend a hundred bucks
But I was wrong I was wrong
Cause guess what I heard today
They got the natural beef down at chipotle
Hey I was wrong I was wrong
Steak and barbacoa too
They’re bringing natural beef right home to you
Well I finally found a place
Where I can stuff my face
Yeah I finally found a place
Down at chipotle
Yeah I finally found a place
Down at chipotle
Yeah I finally found a place
Down at chipotle

Burritos make you crazy
Burritos get you high
Burritos make you happy and you don’t know why

They full of rice and beans
They can set your sould free
They’re almost as good as swimming with manatee

But why would you even go swimming in a no wake zone
When you can have a nice burrito right here at home
So go swimming if you want to with or without a manatee
don’t forget the best burritos come from chipotle
the best burritos come from chipotle
the best burritos come from chipotle

You can go swimming if you want to with or without a manatee
don’t forget the best burritos come from chipotle

Note: the basis of this song is a series of “moos” and I have no idea how many there are so I just kept track of the things they say in between the “moos”.

Cow

Cow

Cow

Happy Cow

How

Naturale

Wow

Now

Cow

Happy Cow

My baby likes to go out, woah every night
She said she don’t care where we go
Any place is alright
She said she just want something real to eat
Other than that, it’s really up to me
My baby likes to go out, woah every night

But when I pick her up it’s always the same
Cause that’s when we got to play our little game
I’m like japanese, chinese, thai food OK
Nah! Why don’t you like take me down to Chipotle
My baby likes to go out, woah every night

when you go out into a restaurant
there’s lots of good things to eat

but I’m here to talk to you today people about the king of meat
yeah there’s other meats more famous
but I’m sure you’ve heard about it
I’ll let you in on a little secret

you can’t make good carnitas without it

i’m talking about pork
pork pork pork pork

what do I want at the end of my fork?
I want pork

well I want pork and I want it now
don’t want no chicken I don’t want no cow
I want an antiobiotic and a hormone free
just the way the good lord wanted it to be

I want pork pork pork pork

everybody say it
pork pork pork pork

What do I want at the end of my fork?

I want pork …from chipotle
I want carnitas, people, from chipotle
I want pork…(fades)

You’re walking down the street
You gotta pick some place to eat
A million places you could go
What’s the difference tween them all
But what would you do if you knew there was a place that was cooking all the natural food that they could find
cause they been looking round the world
just to bring tasty things to the table.

They making it fresh all the time so you’ll be able to dine on something fine each and every single day.

that’s what they doing down at chipotly
Cause it’s the right thing to do now
yeah it’s the right thing to do now

You can choose to be nasty
You can choose to be nice
You can choose to have a sex change but you can’t do it twice
You can choose to be faithful
You can choose to fool around
You can live out in the country you could get a place in town
You could try out for the olympics or just watch it on TV
You could hide that new tattoo or let everybody see
You can choose to eat the chicken
You can choose to eat no meat
At chipotle you can choose exactly what you want to eat
It’s up to you
It’s up to you