first, a novelty product whose slogan has been “a noise better imagined than described” is a whoopee cushion. that earned me a free drink.

second, when i sat down and unrolled the foil i noticed that my tortilla had ripped at the top and at the middle. this makes it quite hard to eat the dang thing. i think about this more and more recently - at what point should they start over on a burrito. part of the problem is that my tortilla had been sitting in the heater for way too long and was dried out and flakey. the dried out flakey tortillas are more likely to rip during preparation or consumption and are less tasty. i think they should instruct the line workers (or better enforce it if it’s already instructed) to not leave the tortilla in the heater for so long.

third - welcome to cgoudy and rtsevier

this is an exciting enough post that i’m sticking it on the front page. my goal has always been to make this useful for me but also interesting enough for other people as well. it’s nice to see them doing that even if it is only to humor me.

i ♥ chipotle. and i ♥ you guys cause you ♥ chipotle. and i mean that in whatever way won’t piss off my life partner.